While going online I went to thank ::YoungShadowWolf:: for faving one of the poetic odes I did not too long ago, and came across this Pokemon tag, where you basically look over some questions, go to a random Pokemon sprite generator like Randompokemon.com, and paste the image and your reaction to it, while I won't be using the same questions as the one's she posted, I will go by the same rules, and see what comes up.
1. Most likely to play video games with me:
Doubt he could pick up a controller with those hands, but hey, maybe he uses his beak as a ds stylus.
2. Most likely to steal my shit:
I knew that woolly hair hid deception, if only I realized it after he took my wallet.
3. A good best friend:
A samurai Otter who can crush a-holes either with razor sharp shells or tidal waves.... Yeah, best friend forever, especially considering water starters are my fave.
4. Best source of areal transportation for me:
Hey, that beak is basically a first-class seat, then again I don't know how big Pelliper is to begin with, but just imagine if he was big enough to hold you in that thing, it would be like traveling inside monsto but in the sky.
5. Biggest douche in the universe:
Once it get's that super fairy move, I can understand why. XD
6. My ideal woman in Pokemon form (not counting baby or first evolutions because pedophilia is douchy):
... Really RG?? Well I suppose the extra hands would be a plus XD (may I remind everyone this is not to be taken super seriously, and that I am not condoning poke-philia either, I mean I get why some people like it, but you know, it's a niche interest some people just find.... Yeah I think I should shut up about this now)
Will probably update and post more questions and responses later in the future. I suggest those who read this give it a shot when they have to time, or even post suggestions on what the next question should be.